Sunday, March 28, 2010

The Empire Strikes Jack 3X16 Spoilers

Canada shows Gossip Girl a day early (for now) so here are a couple of sneak sentences:

Jenny gets a second chance in fashion by Eleanor.
And so does Agnes(who's "supposedly" 90 days sober from A.A.)!
Jenny and Agnes make up "I missed you, Bitch!"
Jenny is getting texts from Damien and Agnes wants to do something about that...including drugging Jenny.
Jenny is rescued by Nate (thank goodness for GPS)!

Blair hires prostitutes as her friends.
Blair may have a future with Columbia.

Chuck is kicked out of the hotel by his mother.
Elizabeth isn't Chuck's mother...or is she?
Jack and Elizabeth are in love??

Dan and Vanessa go public.
Dan and Vanessa try to change things.

Dorota's in this episode!

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Seder Anything 2X21 Recap

Blair is in a costume with a basket of fruits. She then is in a weird accent asking Nate if he wants a flower, the girl next to him turns around and its Blair. The blair in costume says that she wants to go to Yale the Blair with Nale says to wake up. Turns out that it was a dream.

Blair is showing Cyrus some pictures of Blair and Nate, Eleanor comes in saying that the dinner “Seder” is very important, Blair informs them that she is late for the dress rehearsal of Nate’s cousin Tripp’s wedding. Cyrus says that he might be able to call in some favours to get her into N.Y.U.Blair informs that she’s going to be a socialite.

Serena comes back from Spain, Chuck comes in and asks how Spain was. Serena says that all she did was eat and swim. A girl comes in and Chuck says that she was last night’s entertainment. Chuck says that he saw Poppy at some bar and wonders how she could be two places at once.

Nate and Blair are kissing together on the front door step. Nate informs Blair that he got accepted to Columbia, but Maureen informs Blair that she’s not on the committee cause she’s too new.

Jenny is working on a plant project with a guy friend, Wes. Dan asks if it’s “professional” she says of course. Rufus comes talking on the phone about the tuition and then leaves to go to Lily’s. Jenny offers Dan a catering job cause her friend Wes owns a catering company. She then calls and says then I can invite him to Dinner for being so cool.

Grandfather is talking to Blair, he is persuading Blair to persuade Nate to choose Yale. Grandfather says that he would call to make sure Blair gets on the committee, Blair also demands that she must be a bridesmaid in return for persuading Nate (she doesn’t say it for persuading but she implies it)

Dorota is off cause she fell in love. Cyrus gets a phone call from Serena she says she needs a lawyer.

Rufus and Lily come back with a lot of shopping bags. Serena comes in and Lily asks for a moment. Lily says that she’s furious: trashing the apartment and running away, Lily says that she thinks the old Serena is back and she’s grounded.

Serena calls Blair, Blair says that she won’t be home and Serena kind of is glad.

Dan is in the van and gets out and it happens to be Eleanor Waldorf. Dan says that he’s going to feel akward and wants to leave and Eleanor offers to pay double.

Nate is dressing up and Nate says that he doesn’t want to owe his Grandfather anything and then Nate leaves.

Cyrus and Serena walk in and Serena says that “I can’t just tell my mom I got married in Spain.” Dan walks in and says “What?” Serena is explaining to Dan that she doesn’t know if she even is married to Gabriel. Dan says its insulting cause they were together for a year and this guy comes in for less than a month and they get married.

Blair and Nate are at the dinner. His Grandfather comes and Nate walks away, Gradfather asks Blair if there is a problem.

Rufus and Lily come to the Seder, Eleanor says that Cyrus’ mother hates her. Serena comes down and says that she invited Dan. Lily keeps giving Serena the eye.

Jenyn and Wes are playing monopoly. Chuck comes in with a girl and they’re making out “If you hear screams, don’t be alarmed we’re fine.” Rufus and an art collector are talking. Eleanor is yelling at Dan to get something.

Blair asks Trip what he told to Nate, Trip tells Blair something but is interrupted by Nate’s speech. Nate says that Grandfather was the one who told the authorities to look into his father.

Gabriel comes to the apartment and looks for Serena (he asks Dan)
Dan tells Serena that she should go to the foyer. Cyrus is doing some kind of Passover ritual. Serena tells Gabriel that Dan is her boyfriend and that they are in love. Eleanor invites Gabriel to join the dinner.

Grandfather tells Blair that she has five minutes to change Nate’s mind about college.

Serena and Dan are holding hands on top of the table.

Chuck and a girl are kissing, and Chuck asks if he has done it before. Chuck is drinking something and Jenny asks Wes if they want to go for a walk. Jenny tells Chuck that she never told his dad about the kiss on the lips party and that the only human contact that he has is the people in that house.

Blair is talking to Nate, she doesn’t persuade. Grandfather tells Nate that he did do it but it was after he had confronted Nate’s dad. Nate said all he wanted was the truth. Grandfather informs Nate that there’s something Nate should know about Blair

Cyrus makes some kind of joke. Rufus asks Dan and Serena if they are really getting back together and Gabriel begins to ask her something but Serena cuts him off. Dan admits that he is the cater waiter. Lily asks Serena a word.

Nate tells Blair that she needs some air. Nate asks Blair if she used the opportunity of getting him into Yale in exchange for being a bridesmaid. Nate said that she wanted to trust her, Nate asks for a reason but Blair doesn’t say anything.

Lily and Serena are talking, Lily tells Serena that she got into Brown. Lily knows about Gabriel (not the marriage) The other caterer informs Serena and Lily that Gabriel left. Serena chases after him. Gabriel informs Serena that they aren’t married. Gabriel asks if Dan was his boyfriend, then what about me. Then they kissed. Blair then interrupts.

Nate knocks on Chuck’s door, and then it shows Nate and Chuck drinking. They talk about Blair changing.

Dan is washing the dishes. Lily comes in saying that he is a good friend then Rufus comes in and says that he sold a painting and might sell the gallery.

Blair is lying on Serena talking about their problems. Eleanor tells Blair that someone is waiting downstairs.

Chuck is shown looking for Nate, he gets another drink when he finds him gone. Jenny comes back, they talk about her date she says it’s great. Chuck apologizes for what happened last year when he tried to rape Jenny.

Blair apologizes to Cyrus and ask if the chance to go to NYU still is there, he says that he might be able to get an interview. Nate comes out and says looks like we’re both going to the city. Nate begins to say something but Blair goes up to Nate and says she is sorry she hugs him then they kiss.

Serena is on the phone and gets Gabriel’s voicemail. Serena says she’s glad that he came back for her.

Poppy picks up Gabriel’s phone “So, tell me everything” and is facing Gabriel.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Remains of the J 2X20 Recap

Gossip Girl Recap

Hi guys, back again. Recap a day early : )
(stuff in parenthesis are my opinion)

Serena talks on the phone with Blair, because she’s concerned about Blair. Blair says she’s fine and she’s at home, but she’s actually out getting something.

Dan has a “fan” letter from someone saying that they loved his story from an entry package from Yale. There is officially 24 hours until Jenny turns 16. Rufus announces that they have breakfast at Lily. Vanessa goes in to their house where she is mad cause Nate isn’t calling him, but Nate just then sent her a text telling Vanessa to meet somewhere.

Poppy and Serena bump into each other. Poppy just came back from Spain, saying she’s staying for 24 hours. Serena tells Poppy that she’s throwing a Sweet 16 party for a friend.

Lily, Dan, Rufus, Jenny, Eric are eating breakfast, when Chuck walks in saying he’s late for business. Then, Serena comes in with bags; squealing and saying that Serena is planning Jenny a sweet 16. However, Jenny says no and wants to keep it small. Dan suggests “board games”, Jenny thanks them and tries politely to say no. Rufus then reads something of Dan’s Yale package that says Financial Aid Status.

Serena and Eric are talking at school and Serena is troubled at why Jenny doesn’t want a party. When 3 girls of Blair’s squad thing (sorry forgot their name) talk about Penelope’s party and how they can now not pretend about missing Serena’s party …I mean Jenny’s party. Serena then calls Poppy and asks her for help about the Party.

Vanessa goes to meet Nate, but Blair is there with Nate and Blair hugs Nate. We then find Chuck in his limo saying that he sent the e-mail; Soccer was his password from 5th grade, stating Blair leaves his apartment/house every morning at the same time. Chuck “when you’re ready to do something, you know where I am” (I guess this is the business Chuck was talking about”

Chuck and Blair are talking as Blair walks to her locker (no offense but for such a great school they have really crappy lockers, wooden cupboard with keys) Chuck is talking about Blair and Nate, and Blair says they are friends. Chuck “Well, you guys never had any spark.” Blair “Don’t act like I never cared for you.” Chuck informs Blair that Nate and Vanessa are still dating. (oohhh someone is getting a little jealous)

Rufus and Lily are trying soup. Dan is asking his dad about the Yale package. Rufus says that he forgot it at Lily’s but it’s actually on the counter as “Lil” points out (what kind of nickname is that). Rufus tells Lily that Dan was denied Financial Aid at Yale. Lily offers to help. Lily proposes the idea of selling the loft and living with her. Lily tells Rufus to call an Agent.

Blair and Nate are walking in the snow (…since when was it snowing or winter?) Blair is talking Brad, Jennifer and Angelina and how Brad just ended things (love the reference) Nate says he and Vanessa will talk at dinner, Blair gets a little jealous. Nate says it’s pretty much over and he thinks Vanessa will say the same thing.

Jenny and Serena are shopping when Poppy introduces herself. Serena thanks Poppy for meeting her. Poppy convinces Serena to throw the party, saying Jenny “wants” the party. Serena takes her phone out saying the party is not cancelled.

Vanessa meets Nate at a dinner. Vanessa “if there was someone else then this would be easier” Nate “there’s no one else, just you and me”

Blair and Dorota walking down the stairs, Blair “it’s 10:30 what took him so long?” Dorota creates a scenario “girl cries, boy comforts, boy touches hair, girl touches hair” (got to love Dorota) Nate comes in and says “it’s done.” Blair hugs him. Nate says it’s late and they can hang out this weekend, when he kisses her on the forehead, Blair has a disgusted face on, saying maybe Chuck was right that they didn’t have any sparks, saying what Blair and Nate had was just “history”

Chuck is in a robe and drinking something, when Vanessa walks in kind of mad. Saying that Nate broke it off but saying that there was nothing going on between him and Blair. Chuck “They’re making fools of us.” Vanessa “Not anymore”

Jenny has a bunch of board games and Dan is cooking something. The phone rings, Dan assumes it is Vanessa about the party, but it’s Gail from Brooklyn realty about the loft.

Serena and Blair are talking on the phone, Blair informs Serena about Nate and Vanessa and Serena wonders how Blair knows all this. Blair then informs Serena that her and Nate have been spending a lot of time together. Blair says that Nate was her destiny all along and that Chuck was just something she had to get out of the system. Eric then barges in and says “Do you have any idea about what’s going on out there” Jenny then greets the doorman, and he is reading a book saying that Dorota got to her “I read to make Dorota happy” (LMAO) Jenny is excited because everything is going really good, Dan then says that everything is TOO good. Dan informs Jenny that dad may be selling the house and they might go Upper East Side and Dan tries to rhyme/rap. The elevator then opens where it’s like a huge party with a lot of people. The people from Blair’s posse reach Jenny “not bad” Penelope then says that she cancelled her party. Jenny is then confused and goes and talks to Serena. Poppy then wishes Jenny a happy birthday. Jenny “I didn’t want this” she’s kind of pissed, and people around are surprised that it’s a birthday. Eric is with Jonathan and Jenny approaches them. Jenny then texts Gossip Girl that there is a huge party at the VDW.

Vanessa and Chuck are in an elevator, Chuck are staring at Vanessa breasts, Chuck says he had a lot of great ideas but Vanessa said no because it involved releasing a porn tape of them. Blair and Nate are talking to each other and Blair is kind of on top of him. Vanessa then kisses Chuck to make them jealous.
There’s a bunch of people and they are drinking. Serena tells Jenny to get rid of the party crashers and Jenny says she invited them. Eric informs Serena that there are strangers having sex in her bed. Dan is talking to a bunch of girls. Serena interrupts Dan and says she needs his help.

Nate talks to Vanessa and Vanessa says that nothing is going on and it’s just physical. Nate says nothing is going on, and Blair interrupts saying that there’s nothing going on…yet, saying that things go on alone. Blair goes into a room and locks the door. Blair says that “let’s find out if we’re just friends” and pushes him onto the bed and goes on top of him. Blair goes onto him but Nate turns her down(….they don’t kiss). Nate tells Chuck that what happens if we just pushed them together. Chuck tells Vanessa to “intercept him” Nate “if you wanted to be more like Blair waldorf, good job you got what you wanted” he says to Vanessa.

Dan and Serena are changing her bedsheets. Talking about Jenny’s party, they are talking about Serena’s crazy life. Eric then comes in again and says that there is a problem. There are a bunch of people at the door pounding the door then there are cops scaring them away. Lily and Rufus then come in “Hi kids, we’re home” Lily and Rufus go into the apartment and Lily finds a pair of jeans. Serena then says that she was in charge but it was Jenny’s fault because of the people. Lily then blames Serena that it was her fault. Jenny than doesn’t say anything. Dan says he’s innocent and Jenny then takes the blame. Jenny the comes out saying that she knows about Lily/Rufus wanting a house. Jenny says that she’s not ready to move in.

Serena and Poppy are at a club. Poppy offers Serena a private jet to Spain. Serena accepts, saying okay , by the way they would be leaving tomorrow.

Lily and Rufus are at their loft. Lily says a group of professionals are cleaning. Serena told Lily that she is staying at Lily. Lily and Rufus say that things are going too fast. Lily and Rufus say what are we going to do about Dan and Yale right when Dan walks in that’s when Dan realizes why he has to sell the loft. Dan then says that he’s going to return the phone call to the “fan.”

It is snowing again, when Blair and Dorota are walking. Blair says that she misses him. Nate is there and says that he wants to be with Blair. Then they kiss ( for about 6 seconds)

A guy bumps into Serena saying that he has seen her before. It’s poppy’s guy friend.

Dan calls some guy name Scott (I’m thinking it’s the guy that Lily/Rufus gave up…ssmall world right?) His father picks up, and Dan says to call him back. The father jumps to conclusion saying that his son “knows”, thinking it was more than just a fan letter. The mother asks “how do you delete an incoming call”

Poppy asks Serena is she’s ready, she takes out her phone. She texts Lily that she has gone to spain.Blair and Nate are still kissing. Chuck is in bed with Vanessa buttoning up her dress “let’s pretend last night didn’t happen” They then kiss. Vanessa says it means nothing and they kiss again.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Gossip Girl - The Grandfater 2X19 Recap

BEWARE SPOILERS AHEAD. This is a full recap for tomorrow's episode it's really long.


Dan and Vanessa talking about Budapest, Bucharest easter bloc, euro rail pass, socialist policy. Dan and Nate are talking
Dan and Vanessa bump into Nate and his cousin Tripp, Tripp is engaged to a girl to Marie. Tripp is persuading Nate to go see a family reunion and the grandfather.

Serena was looking for her phone when Chuck has it, because he was wondering if Blair lost her phone. Chuck is looking for Blair, Serena tells Chuck that she got denied by
Yale. “The only thing Blair wants more than me” says Chuck.

Lily is renovating with Rufus’ ex, who works with Lily. Lily doesn’t know about their past.

Dan and Vanessa want Nate to go to the reunion, Nate does not want to because they shut them out when Nate needed them when his father went bankrupt.

Rufus explains to Lily that they weren’t bfs and gfs. Lily is upset that he is upset, they want to make lists of their “exes”

Nate arrives in a limo with Dan and Vanessa at the family reunion. A helicopter arrives with his Grandfather was. Nate thought that the reunion was his grandfather’s idea but it wasn’t. Grandfather hugs Nate, and says “We missed you” Everyone is clapping.

Chuck goes to Blair’s apartment with a gift, Blair is on the couch. Chuck hands it to Blair and she puts it away on the couch. Carter comes out of the room and kisses her on the cheek. Blair says that Carter can’t be worse then Blair. Blair is saying that Chuck wasn’t there for her when she needed it. Carter kisses Blair on the cheek.

Nate’s grandfather is showing Dan and Vanessa with about their history. Grandfather is talking Nate about the future, talking about his father’s situation. They have a heartfelt moment, and cousin Tripp comes in for Touch Football.

Blair and Serena are shopping; Blair is talking about being hard to be herself. Blair shoplifts sunglasses and purse. Serena calls Chuck about Blair going bad because of Carter.
Serena walks in on Lily writing something. Serena is looking at the list of Lily’s exes. Serena says “It’s ging to take 20 minutes to go through the ‘90s alone”

Tripp tackles Nate when they are playing touch football. Vanessa is staring and a girl walks up, it’s Tripp’s fiancĂ©e. She says grandfather is very persuasive. Nate then tackles Tripp and scores a goal. Fiancee says “Welcome to the next 30 years”

Chuck has a bottle of wine, when Carter walks in and drinks it. Carter says he’s taking Blair to a party then Serena walks in. Serena threatens Carter to leave town. Serena threatens Carter with a trip to Santorini. Carter turns it around and says he could use stuff against her as well.

Blair is walking on a sidewalk into a house.

Lily and Rufus talk about the list. Rufus hands a single card to Lily. Lily has doubts about her long list, but instead gives a shorter card then what she originally wrote.

Dan walks in with Vanessa with Jenny sitting with a laptop; Dan is limping and wants something for his ankle. Dan is suspecting Vanessa to know something.

Serena and Chuck is asking Dorota where Blair is, and Dorota is going on about where she is. Dorota is talking in a foreign language.

Nate and Vanessa are talking about his grandfather, and they almost kiss when Nate’s phone rings. It’s Tripp calling saying he’s in the city, but Nate denies and says the is on a date so he can’t go. Nate stands up and kisses Vanessa to leave because Vanessa persuades him to go.

Chuck and Blair go up to the same door Blair went to. A girl enters the door, and Blair is crying and begging to a guy. But it’s Dean. She is begging to the Dean to let her back into Yale. Serena and Chuck exchanges glances “woops got it wrong”. Blair leaves and tells Chuck and Serena “Don’t follow me”

Blair is crashing Nate’s family reunion. Chuck and Serena are there cause Dorota tipped her off. Blair tells Serena that Rachel and Dan had sex in the closet. Blair is letting all of her secrets loose. Dan and Vanessa are going through security. Grandfather “borrows” Nate to talk.

Rufus is ordering something when he goes into Lily’s purse to get some money and finds a longer list of names.

Tripp talks about Nate having an internship at the Mayor’s Office, while Vanessa says they are backpacking and Tripp got it wrong. Vanessa meets Nate and Nate knows that someone told Vanessa that he got an internship. He says he might want to do the internship.

Blair is letting some secrets loose with a two women and a male. Chuck pulls her away and talks to her. Blair touches Chuck and puts him against the wall and Chuck touches her thigh. Blair kisses Chuck and she says “take me now. They kiss a little more then Chuck pushes her away, and says “this isn’t you, you’re not the Blair I want.” She says “That’s right, and I never will be again.” Blair says “Goodbye Chuck” and she walks away.

Blair is sitting all alone on some covered stuff. While Nate comes in and gives her his jacket. She talks about when she was first where she was, when they were dating. Blair is crying talking about how Lost she is and so does Nate. Nate sits beside Blair and talks about watching Blair’s movies. They talk about their past, and Nate says he should head inside. Blair turns around and was about to say something but just says “Don’t forget your jacket.”

Dan goes “Serena how are…” then Serena slaps Dan. Dan looks confused but then he knows Blair told Serena about the sex in the costume closet. Serena is smiling, and doesn’t know why. Then someone was taking a picture and Serena goes “let’s go get some ice”

Rufus shows Lily the longer list. And Rufus is mad.

Vanessa and Nate walk together. Grandfather announces that Nate is offered a Internship, and goes up to accept it. And Vanessa is worried and Nate looks at her. n

Serena walks in on Chuck drinking by himself. Serena demands to know what happened, and then Serena starts to walk out, and then Chuck says “I’m losing her.” Serena urges Chuck to fight for her.

Vanessa is talking to Jenny and can’t believe they broke up. Vanessa doesn’t know where she and Nate are at. Vanessa is crying.

Rufus walks into Lily reading something. Rufus made a new list, about Lily’s favourite and that he is sorry.

Chuck goes into Blair apartment and Dorota is there. Chuck tells Dorota to tell Blair that he stopped by and he has something to tell her. Chuck then stares at something.
Blair comes out of the washroom and Nate is there too. Blair “Thanks for making sure I got home okay.” When Nate is about to leave, Blair holds onto Nates hand and says “stay the night” Chuck picks up Nate’s blazer and he knows Nate is upstairs with Blair.